Try and keep up!
Late last night a bipartisan coalition of senators struck down a last-ditch attempt by Republicans to repeal Obamacare, but instead of clicking on THAT article, you’re here, reading about the Kardashians, AGAIN. So I do not want to see any crap in the comments section asking if I was paid to write this by Kris Jenner or why there’s another article about this family. YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
If you’re like me, it can be tough to keep track what all of the Kardashian-Jenner ladies are up to on a weekly basis. So to make our lives easier, I’ve rounded up what the ladies of the family have been up to for your reading pleasure!
I've also ranked the ladies on how well their weeks went, from best to worst, because if nothing else I love to judge famous people mercilessly on the internet.
What she's been up to: From what I can deduce from her social media, Kris has been living her best life in the south of France. And honestly, this momager deserves a fucking break. Whether it's dealing with Rob being Rob or Kendall drinking a fucking soda, Kris is honestly the hardest working woman in Hollywood. She's earned this vacation, and then some. While we're on it, can someone print-out a poster-size version of this picture of Kris (probably tipsy on rosé) on a yacht? I need it framed for my new apartment. DM me if you can.