*Kris Jenner voice*: This is a case for the FBI.
This is Jonathan Cheban. You might know him as Kim Kardashian’s best friend, or if you’re Martha Stewart, you might not know him at all!
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Jonathan fancies himself a bit of a foodie — he literally calls himself “Foodgōd”, don’t ask me why — so you would THINK he knows his way around a kitchen!
BUT YOU’D BE WRONG. Here’s a picture of Jonathan with Kris Jenner enjoying a huge-ass sundae. Notice his caption: “Everything and the kitchen thing with Kris.”