Britney Watch 2017 has commenced.
SOS, emergency, go call the police, go call the governor, hell, call Bernice and Joy from Hoveround to zip over and get in on this search!
Britney Spears has been missing for 21 days.
Britney last posted to Instagram on July 4 and it was a Googled image of fireworks. Since that last Instagram, there has been absolutely nothing from her. It’s like Britney Spears has disappeared into thin air and I feel like I’m gonna blow chunks!
It feels like an eternity since we’ve gotten a chunky-heeled living room fashion show.